incorrectthearcanaquotes:

Julian: I’m gonna take everything said by a ghost hunter with a grain of salt

MC: well, technically now you’re a ghost hunter so, think about that

Julian:…oh shit…

MC: So I don’t even know if I can trust you

Julian: uh…I’m a ghost hunter but I-well….uh…

MC: oh my God did your brain just explode?

Julian: am I a ghost hunter???

ravenssong33:

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

This burns my core.